What are you going to do with a guy like this?Ĭolander Combo & Fiesa Fruit: Veggie fruit fruit. Nuts to me! Another excellent source of protein.Įggz: I can't take it. Hamm: Here's plenty of good protein acts for me to work with. Hamm: Hold it right there! One more crack out of you and this act is finished!Įggz: One more crack out of me and the yolks on you! Hamm, did I ever tell you about the time. Hamm: Let's finish up before you get us in real trouble.Įggz: Uh, say, Mr. Eggz, you're the first egg I've ever seen lay an egg. She got caught being fresh and was canned. Eggz, whatever happened to that tuna you used to work with?Įggz: Oh, sad story. Hamm: A school of fish grew tired of a bragging big mouth bass.Įggz: "Why get straight A's?" He used to say, and so he would cut class.īoth: Now there's a test he did not pass! Hamm: One more joke like that and we'll get the hook.Įggz: Hook! Say, that reminds me. Hamm: Why was Chicken Little so upset the other day?Įggz: Well, his mother fell asleep in a hottub, and his brother was born hard boiled! Hamm: A hungry fox boldly walked in through a hen house door.Įggz: Too bad for him, he met a hen, who stood at ten foot four!īoth: Now he gets his poultry from the store! Hamm: Not that song! The one we rehearsed.īoth: The meat group can help you keep strong!Įggz: A -speaking of meat, let's tell them what happened down at the chicken coop, eh? A real hot act to have come to us from a successful tour of the breakfast circuit, those breakfast buddies, Hamm & Eggz!Įggz: Home, home on the range. Don't forget, we're a team.īonnie: Sorry, fellas. Try a yogurt freeze, trust your health to theseīonnie: I think I'll get together with the Toast of the Town for a jam session.Įggz: Hold it! Hold the dialogue! I'll do the funny stuff Hamm. When cookies are in, Kelloggs is sure to please. Bonnie appears again, this time on the left side stage.)īonnie: And now, direct from the bakeries of the East Coast, The Grain Sisters!Įvery milk you shake, every egg you break,Įvery single dish, and every frosting lick.Įvery fried chicken, like a secret wish, is a part of you. Mr Dairy Goods: Now you have met my beauties. Miss Ice Cream: Mmm, I'm cool through and through, Miss Cheese: (depicted as Mozzarella channeling Mae West) Dairy Goods: It's time to meet some beauties, Dairy Goods and the Stars of the Milky Way begin to sing.) (The refrigerator door opens with a cloud of frosty mist and Mr. Dairy Goods and his Stars of the Milky Way! Now, let's get things started with a real chilling act. (Sighs) Aw they're such seasoned performers. When balanced they are held in high esteem.īonnie: Thanks gang. The basic food groups make a perfect team, Krabs -type voice is heard saying "OK Krackpots, let's get cooking! " as the Kitchen Krackpots rise up from the floor of the stage to perform "Chase Those Mealtime Blues Away." Bonnie shows up again on the small stage to the right of the main stage.)īonnie: Thank you folks for coming to my kitchen, Mmm yeah, and chase away the mealtime blues. (Bonnie appears on the small stage to the right of the main stage.)īonnie: Oh dear, it's time for another meal. Bob the Tomato: And now, Kelloggs proudly presents a show that has the whole town-cooking!īob the Tomato: Here's your hostess: Bonnie Appetit!
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